BESIDE MYSELF: May 2006

Mencken was right

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken,
writer, editor, and critic (1880-1956)

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I'm Roberta Morris. Maybe you've met me, but don't recognize me. No one does these days, because I keep making rather dramatic changes to my hair. I've recently given up blonde and reverted to my natural brunette in what I'm calling my "Christianne Amanpour Lookalike" phase.

In the course of a very odd career, I've been a freelance journalist and copywriter, an English teacher, the owner of a small ad agency, a social activist, the manager of a huge corporate Web site, and a fundraiser. I've lived in Rhode Island, Manhattan, rural Massachusetts, lower Westchester, and suburban New Jersey.

In this incarnation, I'm a resident of Chapel Hill, NC, where I've installed myself and my cat in a sweet little condo with a fenced garden and gates that open onto what they call a lake. In reality, it's a large pond inhabited mostly by carnivorous turtles, raucous geese, and a few haphazardly hybridized ducks. One horrible day, I actually watched the first of these attack and consume one of the last. It wasn't pretty.

These days I pretend to be semi-retired, but I'm actually freelancing as a writer, Web author/designer, and editor. If I can help you with this sort of thing,

IsThatLegal When he was a freshman at Brown, I told Eric Muller he'd be a law professor when he grew up. I was right.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

If bird flu doesn't get 'em, Hamas will.

Posted on debka.com, May 16, 2006, 9:19 PM (GMT+02:00)

Palestinian projectile which struck Kibbutz Netiv Ha’asara hen-run and greenhouses from Gaza Tuesday was a 122mm Grad rocket. The damage included 30 dead chickens.

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Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Population exchange

Mexico is about to decriminalize possession of small amounts of heroin and cocaine.

So here's the deal.

We send Mexico our addicts, so they can get a legal fix. They send us their patient, hardworking men and woman, looking for a better life than Mexico can provide them. It's a win-win, but only on one side. Ours.

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

If bird flu doesn't get 'em, Hamas will.

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Population exchange